9 Super Weird Games Like Goat Simulator | Page 2

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Games Like Goat Simulator

6 | Toilet Tycoon

Games Like Goat Simulator Toilet Tycoon

Games Like Goat Simulator | Toilet Tycoon

Critics call it a stinker, a stain on the Tycoon genre, a real piece of… well… you get the idea. Toilet Tycoon tasks player with realistic resource management and product development as you attempt to build an empire of porcelain thrones to sit atop. You have the power to grow your toilet company to unparalleled heights. Just be sure not to flush it all down the toilet.

Read more about Toilet Tycoon.

 

7 | Farming Simulator 15

Games Like Goat Simulator Farming Simulator 15

Games Like Goat Simulator | Farming Simulator 15

Have you always wanted to be a farmer but aren’t too keen on waking up at 4:30 am, doing back-breaking manual labor for 14 hours each day and go to bed smelling like the pigs you work so hard to raise? You’re in luck! Farming Simulator 15 puts the plow in your hands (figuratively) as you perform the daily tasks of an American farmer. It’s like Harvest Moon without all the chatty neighbors.

Read more about Farming Simulator 15.

 

8 | Enviro-Bear 2010

Games Like Goat Simulator Enviro-Bear 2010

Games Like Goat Simulator | Enviro-Bear 2010

It might look like an early South Park episode, but there’s an oddly addictive iOS game underneath the finger-paint inspired art style. You take control of a zany brown bear who decides to get behind the wheel of an automobile. ITunes describes how to play:

  • Grab stuff with your finger.
  • Eat fish and berries.
  • When you are FAT enough, drive into a cave to hibernate.
  • You can throw stuff out of the windows and sunroof!

Sold!

Read more about Enviro-Bear 2010.

 

9 | Bowel Mover Pro

Games Like Goat Simulator Bowel Mover Pro

Games Like Goat Simulator | Bowel Mover Pro

Unfortunately, I used up all my bathroom puns on Toilet Tycoon, but I assure you this is just about as weird (and regular) as it sounds. This actually isn’t a game, but an odd iOS app that lets you track and document your BMs. I’m not sure I have – or want – to say anything further about it *walks away in shame*.

Read more about Bowel Mover Pro.

 

And on that pleasant note… if you have any weird games like Goat Simulator you’d like to add, shout it out in the comments below!

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1 Comment

  1. Haha, I know right? You need to also try searching for Chair Simulator, where you simulate… a chair. Exciting stuff. 😀
    We couldn’t seem to find the original Rock Simulator anymore (it’s been replaced by the newer version). But Pewdiepie played the original one and it’s hilariously… unexciting. HAHA!

    Farming Simulator is actually a proper, fully-fleshed out, and frankly pretty awesome job — although it’s a little weird why so many people are into it. 😀 There’s also Tree Simulator for more laughs LOL. I Am Bread is actually a legit good game, albeit a weird one.

    Thanks for stopping by! Your kids have great taste!!! We wish these games were around for us growing up. The Internet is a wild and wacky place.

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